A thousand magazines vs heating bills

I’ve been looking at magazines to treat myself to this past few days. One problem I’m having is the bloody price of a lot of (foreign) magazines I’d be interested in. I’m all for supporting independent publishers and magazines, but I don’t think the US postal service needs my money that badly. For instance,

Annalemma : a great looking mag I’d love to get regularly, with a cool website with stories that makes you want more. The catch? It might be $25 for a year subscription (2 issues), or $5 for a back issue, but shipping to Ireland is an additional $24…

Tin House offers yearly subscriptions (4issues) for $24.95. Shipping is, well, $30.

I’ll get myself a year’s worth of the Dublin-based Stinging Fly, to be patriotic (well…), because I won’t have to pay mad postage but most of all because it’s a great magazine and I know I won’t be disappointed.

Ces gens-la (These people) by Jacques Brel

 

Here is a very modest translation, of one of Brel’s great songs, and a video of him perfoming (that’s the word) it in the Olympia in ’66.

First, first, there’s the eldest

The one who’s like a melon

The one who has a big nose

The one who doesn’t know his name anymore

Sir, that’s how much he drinks

How much he drank

Who doesn’t do anything of his ten fingers

But he can’t take anymore

He’s completely baked

And he thinks he’s the king

He gets wasted every night

With cheap wine

And we find him in the morning

In the church, sleeping

Stiff as a beam

White as an Easter candle

And he slurs

And his eyes wander

You have to remember, Sir,

That these people,

They don’t think, Sir,

They don’t think, they pray

 

And then, there’s the other

With carrots in his hair

Who never saw a comb

Who’s mean as a louse

Who would give his shirt

To poor happy people

Who married good old Denise

A girl from town

Well, from another town

He does his own little business

With his little hat

With his little coat

With his little car

He would like to look like…

But he doesn’t look like at all

You shouldn’t act rich

When you’re without a penny

You have to remember, Sir,

That these people,

They don’t live, Sir,

They don’t live, they cheat

 

And then, there’re the others

The mother who says nothing

Or sometimes complete nonsense

And from dusk to dawn

Under his pretty apostle’s face

And in its wooden frame,

There’s the father’s moustache

Who died of a slide

And who watches his flock

Feeding on the cold soup

And they all make loud slurps

And they all make loud slurps

And there’s the really old one

Who can’t stop trembling

And they’re waiting for her to die

Since she has the cash

And they don’t even listen to

What her poor hands are telling

You have to remember, Sir,

That these people

They don’t speak, Sir,

They don’t speak, they count

 

And then and then

And then there’s Frida

Who’s pretty as a sun

And who loves me as much

As I love Frida

We even say, often,

That we’ll have a house

With loads of windows

With almost no walls

And we’ll live in there

And it will feel good being there

And even if it’s not sure

It’s at least maybe

Because the others don’t agree

Because the others don’t agree

The others say

That she’s too pretty for me

That I’m just about good enough

To cut the cats’ throats

I never killed a cat

Or then it was a long time ago

Or maybe I forgot

Or they smelled bad

Anyway they don’t want

Sometimes when we meet

pretending it’s random

With her wet eyes

She tells me she will leave

She tells me she’ll follow me

Then for a moment

For a moment only

Then I believe her, Sir,

For a moment

For a moment only

Because these people

Sir, they don’t go away

They don’t go away, Sir,

They don’t go away

But it’s late already Sir,

I should really go home.

Lonely Voice competition

The Irish Writer’s Center in Dublin (through the Lonely Voice competition) hosts on the last Thursday (used to be Wednesday) of every month a reading for four writers whose stories have been selected. I was delighted to have a story selected last November, and I have to say very nervous too as it was my first reading.

It was a great experience, thanks as well to their guest judges. Catherine Dunne was the judge in November and was very encouraging and offered a great critique of my story, pointing out the good and the bad.

They have just opened a new website for their 2nd anniversary, with all the winning stories (mine is not there yet – it is out hiding in a couple of slush piles) and news on current competitions and writerly stuff.

Submission guidelines here (under 2500 words)